Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 22, Slow Geriatrics at Play 20

 By Nate Feldman

In a touch football game at the Dairy Fields in Fairmount Park, Philadelphia, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles grinned out a 22-20 victory over the Slow Geriatrics at Play.  

The teams were tied at 14 with under two minutes to go when TMNT scored a go-ahead touchdown and made a two-point conversion.  The Slow Geriatrics at Play were able to score a touchdown as time expired, but the two-point attempt was unsuccessful.